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Zone: Underground
United States
Games played: 142
Most played: Halo 3
Member since: May 9 2007

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T eh ALF's Xbox - September 18 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 17 2014

I swear that after 27 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 16 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

T eh ALF's Weekly Recap - Sep 15 2014

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... T eh ALF stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 15 2014

I have come to realize that T eh ALF has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 14 2014

I waited all day for T eh ALF to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 13 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 12 2014

If I was a dog, T eh ALF would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 11 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but T eh ALF not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 22 days!! | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 10 2014

T eh ALF doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 9 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

T eh ALF's Weekly Recap - Sep 8 2014

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 8 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but T eh ALF not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 19 days!! | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 7 2014

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... T eh ALF? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 4 2014

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... T eh ALF? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 3 2014

I have now endured 16 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 2 2014

15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

T eh ALF's Weekly Recap - Sep 1 2014

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - September 1 2014

Where is T eh ALF at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - August 31 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all T eh ALF does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

T eh ALF's Xbox - August 30 2014

A little news flash for T eh ALF: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

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