TD Notorious' Xbox 360 can blog

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 18 2013

Come back to me TD Notorious... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 17 2013

I just do not understand why TD Notorious paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 16 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... TD Notorious? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 15 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. TD Notorious is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 14 2013

10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope TD Notorious doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

TD Notorious' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 13 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. TD Notorious needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 12 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey TD Notorious, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 11 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me TD Notorious, feed me! | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 10 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what TD Notorious is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 9 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... TD Notorious never showed up to game. That makes 5 days! | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 8 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. TD Notorious needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 7 2013

TD Notorious was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

TD Notorious' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: TD Notorious only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 6 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 5 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when TD Notorious said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 4 2013

TD Notorious didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 3 2013

Like I always tell TD Notorious, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 180,605 points and on the rise. He rocked out to FIFA 13, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 2 2013

Hey TD Notorious, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - May 1 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - Apr 30 2013

TD Notorious' Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn TD Notorious in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

TD Notorious' Xbox - Apr 28 2013

I waited all day for TD Notorious to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

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