TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 21 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
TH3D0N0V4N's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 20 2013
Where is TH3D0N0V4N at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 19 2013
I waited all day for TH3D0N0V4N to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 18 2013
Come back to me TH3D0N0V4N... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 17 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how TH3D0N0V4N digs on that!
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 16 2013
I just do not understand why TH3D0N0V4N paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 15 2013
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 14 2013
If you would have told me that TH3D0N0V4N would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
TH3D0N0V4N's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. TH3D0N0V4N and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 13 2013
I just do not understand why TH3D0N0V4N paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 12 2013
TH3D0N0V4N doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 11 2013
I waited all day for TH3D0N0V4N to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 10 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 9 2013
TH3D0N0V4N... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 8 2013
It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see TH3D0N0V4N out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 7 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... TH3D0N0V4N never showed up to game. That makes 9 days!
TH3D0N0V4N's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought TH3D0N0V4N might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 6 2013
I heard someone tell TH3D0N0V4N to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 5 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 4 2013
I was waiting for TH3D0N0V4N to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day TH3D0N0V4N is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 3 2013
TH3D0N0V4N didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 2 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when TH3D0N0V4N blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
TH3D0N0V4N's Xbox - May 1 2013
TH3D0N0V4N must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
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