TWODOGSz's Xbox 360 Blog

47,381

Zone: Recreation

Australia

Games played: 217

Most played: Battlefield 3

Member since: Apr 13 2009

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 21 2013

TWODOGSz had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

TWODOGSz's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If TWODOGSz plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 30 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think we can all agree that TWODOGSz's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 20 2013

TWODOGSz was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 19 2013

TWODOGSz seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 47,381 . That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He made some progress on Happy Wars gaining 3 achievements, Battlefield 3, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 18 2013

I love to game, you love to game, TWODOGSz loves to game, we all love to game! 47,351 points FTW!!! He opened up Battlefield 3, and then TWODOGSz developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all TWODOGSz does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 16 2013

TWODOGSz... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 15 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... TWODOGSz has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 14 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

TWODOGSz's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 13 2013

I just do not understand why TWODOGSz paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 12 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet TWODOGSz is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 11 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 10 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 9 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for TWODOGSz. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 8 2013

It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see TWODOGSz out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 7 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what TWODOGSz is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

TWODOGSz's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: For the record, it is better to have TWODOGSz play one day than to have never played last week at all. We added 80 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 6 achievements were worth it I guess!

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, TWODOGSz and I only tried one of them: Happy Wars. Pretty fun I guess...

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 6 2013

TWODOGSz didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 5 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 4 2013

TWODOGSz was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 3 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as TWODOGSz decided not to show up. | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 2 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

TWODOGSz's Xbox - May 1 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get TWODOGSz's gaming on! Gamer score is 47,351. That is an improvement of 80 points over last time! He opened up Happy Wars finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and TWODOGSz won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 2,475
Badge Score: -45
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 17 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 4 days
Play percentage: 28.75%
Largest achievement gain: 5/23/2010 (55)
Largest gamerscore gain: 3/10/2010 (2,976)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 5/24/2010 (77)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 3/15/2010 (2,976)