What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Tandar Evensar came to play. Gamer score stands at 38,450. He rocked out to Halo: Reach, and then Tandar Evensar had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
I told Tandar Evensar 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 38,450 is in our back pocket. He rocked out to Gears of War 3, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Like a king on his throne, Tandar Evensar said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 38,450 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He played Gears of War 3, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If Tandar Evensar plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, according to the records, Tandar Evensar's favorite game last week was Gears of War 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
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Tandar Evensar held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 38,450 is lighting the way. He made some progress on Gears of War 3, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
I heard someone tell Tandar Evensar to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 38,450 points. He rocked out to Gears of War 3, and that was that.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact...
Tandar Evensar would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Time sure doesn't fly when Tandar Evensar blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Other weeks I might complain, but having Tandar Evensar only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Tandar Evensar out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Tandar Evensar was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Tandar Evensar, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Tandar Evensar showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 38,450. He rallied GTA IV, and then Tandar Evensar had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
I swear that after 24 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
I only have one request... If Tandar Evensar isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
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