Teigas' Xbox 360 can blog

Teigas' Xbox - May 18 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 16 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Teigas isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 15 2013

Teigas didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 14 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Teigas' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 13 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Teigas. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 12 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Teigas doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 11 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Teigas never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 10 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 9 2013

Did you see Teigas yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 8 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 7 2013

Teigas didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Teigas' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Teigas only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 6 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Teigas to do something like that. | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 5 2013

Teigas was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 4 2013

When you get right down to it, when Teigas decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 56,322 and always improving! He played Torchlight, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 3 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 2 2013

I waited all day for Teigas to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - May 1 2013

If you would have told me that Teigas would go 15 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Teigas' Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Teigas leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Teigas' Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink