Telamont's Xbox - May 21 2013
Telamont didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Telamont didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Telamont showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 150 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 7 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I persuaded Telamont to try a new game: COD: Black Ops II. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that Telamont's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
If I was Telamont, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
It is probably better that Telamont didn't play yesterday... it gives Xan an opportunity to add to that 44,013 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Telamont showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 61,775. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He opened up COD: Black Ops II winning 2 achievements, and oh... don't tell Telamont this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Telamont came to represent the gaming world. 61,735 points and counting! That is a profit of 110 points over last time! He rallied Hitman: Absolution™ winning 1 achievement, COD: Black Ops II gaining 4 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Telamont? Do you?
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Telamont is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Telamont, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Nightmedic and that 94,126 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Telamont... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Telamont might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I have a feeling Telamont went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Telamont in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Telamont was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
It is probably better that Telamont didn't play yesterday... it gives Nightmedic an opportunity to add to that 94,126 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
Yesterday, Telamont decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Telamont showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 240 points so I am happy. Yay for 9 achievements! w00t! Oh, and from what I remember, Telamont's favorite game last week was Hitman: Absolution™. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Telamont brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 61,625 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Hitman: Absolution™ winning 2 achievements, and after that, called it a day.
My power supply almost exploded! Telamont turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 61,605 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a profit of 220 points over last time! He opened up Hitman: Absolution™ adding an amazing 7 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to prevent Trajan 2 from leaving us in the dust. Call me crazy, but that 8,541 point deficit is totally doable...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Telamont needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Telamont was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
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