Test Subject B's Xbox - May 23 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Test Subject B is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Test Subject B is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Test Subject B doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Test Subject B never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If Test Subject B plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore saw a 20 point boost which is good. Hey it's only 1 achievement... what do you want? Also, according to the records, Test Subject B's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Test Subject B was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Yesterday was one of those times Test Subject B mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Test Subject B was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Wow... Test Subject B must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
I heard someone tell Test Subject B to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 11,058 points. He made some progress on Far Cry® 3, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Test Subject B is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 11,058 gamer score! That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 gaining 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Test Subject B yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Test Subject B played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 175 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 14 achievements were worth it I guess!
I convinced Test Subject B to try a new game: Far Cry® 3. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, Test Subject B's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Test Subject B needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 11,038. That is a gain of 135 points over last time! That puts us above 11,000 points! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 acquiring an amazing 10 achievements, and oh... don't tell Test Subject B this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Test Subject B turned me on yesterday. 10,903 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 winning 4 achievements, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Test Subject B needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
While Test Subject B was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Wow... Test Subject B must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Test Subject B, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
I tried to send Test Subject B an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have Test Subject B play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Test Subject B seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 10,863 . He made some progress on Mass Effect 2, BioShock Infinite, and after we were done, Test Subject B hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Did you see Test Subject B yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
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