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TexanHero7's Xbox - May 18 2013

A little news flash for TexanHero7: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 17 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn TexanHero7 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 16 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. TexanHero7 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 15 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 14 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... TexanHero7? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

TexanHero7's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 13 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what TexanHero7 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 12 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when TexanHero7 blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 11 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 10 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 9 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since TexanHero7 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 8 2013

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope TexanHero7 doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 7 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for TexanHero7. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

TexanHero7's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: TexanHero7 playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Gears of War: Judgment. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 6 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as TexanHero7 decided not to show up. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 5 2013

TexanHero7, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 4 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when TexanHero7 said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 3 2013

Good thing I have access to TexanHero7's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

TexanHero7's Xbox - May 2 2013

TexanHero7 decided to play yesterday. Check out the 75,476 gamer score! He played Gears of War: Judgment acquiring 1 achievement, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

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