The Collecter's Xbox - May 18 2013
The Collecter, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
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The Collecter, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
The Collecter was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
The Collecter showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 175,570. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Borderlands 2 picking up 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but The Collecter was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 175,550 points. He played Borderlands 2, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave StealthyNemesis in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 142,415 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
The Collecter came to represent the gaming world. 175,550 points and counting! He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: The Collecter only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 25 points so I am happy. That is what you get for 1 achievement these days...
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
The Collecter was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
The Collecter showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 175,550. Up up and away right? That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He rallied Borderlands 2 acquiring 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell The Collecter this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox The Collecter? Do you?
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like The Collecter to do something like that.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from valkyrie27 and that 78,379 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
If The Collecter was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Wow... The Collecter must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like The Collecter to do something like that.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that The Collecter showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! The gamerscore increase was just insane. I didn't think it would be possible to get 705 points in such a short span of time but we did. Who knew 42 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! Alone In The Dark, and Resident Evil: ORC. I want more! I want more! Also, I think The Collecter's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
The Collecter must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 175,525 gamerscore. That is a profit of 170 points over last time! He made some progress on Zuma's Revenge!, Burnout™ CRASH!, Alone In The Dark adding an amazing 12 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
The Collecter seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 175,355 . That is a boost of 145 points over last time! He opened up WWE® All Stars™ adding 5 achievements, Resident Evil: ORC winning 3 achievements, and then The Collecter developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave StealthyNemesis in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 142,220 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
The Collecter is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 175,210? That is a profit of 205 points over last time! He made some progress on Minecraft, BioShock Infinite winning an amazing 11 achievements, and then The Collecter developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
The Collecter had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 175,005 points. That is a boost of 185 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 175,000 barrier has fallen! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite finishing an amazing 11 achievements, and that was that.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when The Collecter came to play. Gamer score stands at 174,820. He opened up BioShock Infinite, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right The Collecter? Back me up!
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
It is probably better that The Collecter didn't play yesterday... it gives Superman Nev an opportunity to add to that 79,445 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: So yeah... Last week The Collecter showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 225 points so I am happy. Yay for 14 achievements! w00t! Also, according to the records, The Collecter's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 3 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I thought The Collecter just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 174,820, I should have known that was the case. That is a gain of 115 points over last time! He played BioShock Infinite gaining an amazing 8 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
The Collecter must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
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