The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
The Gestapo51 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 33,210. He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 3, and oh... don't tell The Gestapo51 this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
The Gestapo51's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that The Gestapo51 showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, according to the records, The Gestapo51's favorite game last week was NASCAR Inside Line. He played it on 3 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when The Gestapo51 hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 33,210. He opened up Modern Warfare® 3, Battlefield 3, Minecraft, Halo 4, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
The Gestapo51 must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 33,210 gamerscore. He rocked out to Battlefield 3, and I thought The Gestapo51 injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
The Gestapo51 must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad The Gestapo51 picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 33,210 points. He made some progress on NASCAR Inside Line, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
The Gestapo51 is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 33,210. Not too shabby! He played Modern Warfare® 3, Halo 4, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
The Gestapo51 is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 33,210? He rocked out to NASCAR Inside Line, and I thought The Gestapo51 injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I thought The Gestapo51 just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 33,210, I should have known that was the case. He opened up NASCAR Inside Line, and then The Gestapo51 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
The Gestapo51's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: The Gestapo51 playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
The Gestapo51 showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 33,210. He opened up MLB 2K10, Minecraft, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. The Gestapo51 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact...
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
The Gestapo51 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
I prefer to play games... but if The Gestapo51 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
Yesterday was one of those times The Gestapo51 mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
The Gestapo51 didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
The Gestapo51's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: The Gestapo51 played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 70 points so I am happy. That is what you get for 1 achievement these days... Also, according to the records, The Gestapo51's favorite game last week was MLB 2K10. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
The Gestapo51 came to represent the gaming world. 33,210 points and counting! He rocked out to MLB 2K10, and oh... don't tell The Gestapo51 this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
Like a king on his throne, The Gestapo51 said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 33,210 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He opened up MLB 2K10, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
The Gestapo51's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
The Gestapo51's Xbox - May 31 2013
The Gestapo51 needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 33,210. He rallied Banjo-Kazooie, L.A. Noire, MLB 2K10, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - May 30 2013
The Gestapo51 really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 33,210. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to MLB 2K10, COD: Black Ops II, L.A. Noire acquiring 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
The Gestapo51's Xbox - May 29 2013
I thought The Gestapo51 just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 33,140, I should have known that was the case. He opened up NASCAR Inside Line, MLB 2K10, and The Gestapo51 won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
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