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The Machine 715's xbox has been ignored for 31 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 18 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn The Machine 715 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 17 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 16 2013

A little news flash for The Machine 715: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 15 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... The Machine 715? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!

This really sucks because it gives WH1T3CH0K0LAT3 a shot at closing the gap. We are still 53,005 points ahead but that means nothing to me... | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have come to realize that The Machine 715 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 13 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 12 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... The Machine 715 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all The Machine 715 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 10 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how The Machine 715 digs on that!

It is probably better that The Machine 715 didn't play yesterday... it gives Stallion83 an opportunity to add to that 878,330 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 9 2013

I have come to realize that The Machine 715 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have come to realize that The Machine 715 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 7 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn The Machine 715 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... The Machine 715 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 6 2013

I only have one request... If The Machine 715 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 5 2013

17 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...

It is probably better that The Machine 715 didn't play yesterday... it gives Stallion83 an opportunity to add to that 876,028 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 4 2013

A little news flash for The Machine 715: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 2 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - May 1 2013

I only have one request... If The Machine 715 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Where is The Machine 715 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.

This really sucks because it gives bithbheo a shot at widening the gap. We are still 30,650 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

The Machine 715's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on The Machine 715... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink | leave comment

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