The Popes Cuz's Xbox - May 23 2013
10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope The Popes Cuz doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope The Popes Cuz doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with The Popes Cuz, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet The Popes Cuz is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... The Popes Cuz stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox The Popes Cuz? Do you?
The Popes Cuz didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Good thing I have access to The Popes Cuz's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week The Popes Cuz showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 65 points so I am happy. Yay for 6 achievements! w00t!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Doritos Crash Course 2. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, by my expert calculations, The Popes Cuz's favorite game last week was Doritos Crash Course 2. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
The Popes Cuz didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
The Popes Cuz hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 58,276.He rallied Doritos Crash Course 2, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Oh man, The Popes Cuz was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 58,276 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a boost of 65 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2 finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and then The Popes Cuz developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
If you would have told me that The Popes Cuz would go 17 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I have come to realize that The Popes Cuz has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought The Popes Cuz might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I only have one request... If The Popes Cuz isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all The Popes Cuz does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
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