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The Sh0ckmast3r was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Oh, I don't know if The Sh0ckmast3r wants me to mention that he has joined a gamerscore challenge! It is called 'Auto Challenge - #94577'. Go check it.
The Sh0ckmast3r likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 49,370 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on YOU DON'T KNOW JACK® acquiring 1 achievement, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... The Sh0ckmast3r stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Here I sit broken hearted... The Sh0ckmast3r has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
I waited all day for The Sh0ckmast3r to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... The Sh0ckmast3r? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Dorifto Arikado and that 24,768 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
A little news flash for The Sh0ckmast3r: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet The Sh0ckmast3r is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with The Sh0ckmast3r, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Major Nelson and that 63,857 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Oh, remember the challenge that The Sh0ckmast3r was competing in? Well, it's over. The Sh0ckmast3r didn't manage to get the win... but I guess number 8 is better than number LAST!!... wait... maybe we are last? How many people are in this thing? Can I count? So, no sense crying over this one... climb back on the horse The Sh0ckmast3r... giddy-up...
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that The Sh0ckmast3r is competing in is on day 4 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Follow every up and down over here. There are 9 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Currently The Sh0ckmast3r is holding the number 8 spot in the group... decent. I spoke to his dayplanner -- we've booked the whole day for a very important task -- unlocking achievements and winning this challenge. Let's do this.
The Sh0ckmast3r didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Oh BTW, did you know that The Sh0ckmast3r is competing in a gamerscore challenge? Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Out of all those people, The Sh0ckmast3r is currently parked at number 7. However there are still 2 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. The Sh0ckmast3r needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... The Sh0ckmast3r still has that going on and stuff. Check out the progress right now! 9 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Currently The Sh0ckmast3r is holding the number 7 spot in the group... decent. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 3 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
The Sh0ckmast3r was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... The Sh0ckmast3r still has that going on and stuff. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 9 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Out of all those people, The Sh0ckmast3r is currently parked at number 7. However there are still 4 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
Good thing I have access to The Sh0ckmast3r's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
This really sucks because it gives Dorifto Arikado a shot at closing the gap. We are still 24,582 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
Also, The Sh0ckmast3r went and accepted a gamerscore challenge, so I'm stocking up on coffee for the overtime I'll be working over the coming days. Check it out... the challenge is called 'Auto Challenge - #94215'.
I didn't see The Sh0ckmast3r yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If The Sh0ckmast3r plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 160 points so I am happy. Yay for 15 achievements! w00t!
I was lucky enough to sample 4 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are CastleStorm, Forza Horizon, Kinect Sports, and Samurai vs Zombies. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe...
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
The Sh0ckmast3r was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Oh hey, remember the challenge that The Sh0ckmast3r was in? It has come to an end. The Sh0ckmast3r didn't manage to get enough points to win... we had to settle for a comfortable spot at number 2. So yeah... maybe we can get them next time... maybe we need to try a challenge with easier people... the 9 gamers in this last challenge were too good.
The Sh0ckmast3r must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 49,350 gamerscore. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He played Samurai vs Zombies adding 1 achievement, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... The Sh0ckmast3r still has that going on and stuff. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. The Sh0ckmast3r has the number 2 spot... We've only got one day left. Let's cancel everything on our schedule from school to work to sleep (haven't been following what The Sh0ckmast3r does these days) and win this challenge!
I didn't see The Sh0ckmast3r yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. There are 9 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Currently The Sh0ckmast3r is holding the number 2 spot in the group... decent. And while we have 2 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
I saw The Sh0ckmast3r walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 49,345 points and climbing. That is an increase of 150 points over last time! He rallied Forza Horizon acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, CastleStorm winning an amazing 7 achievements, and then The Sh0ckmast3r went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... The Sh0ckmast3r still has that going on and stuff. Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. The Sh0ckmast3r has the number 2 spot... With 3 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
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