The Wall's Xbox - May 23 2013
The Wall came to represent the gaming world. 133,752 points and counting! That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He rallied RESIDENT EVIL 6 picking up 3 achievements, and then The Wall developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
The Wall's Xbox - May 22 2013
The Wall rocked out with 133,707 points. He opened up RESIDENT EVIL 6, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
The Wall's Xbox - May 21 2013
If The Wall was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
The Wall's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I told The Wall that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 415 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 24 achievements can do!
I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) HEAVY FIRE, and LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW. I liked them. I think The Wall did too. Also, I think The Wall's favorite game last week was SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME. He played it on 3 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
The Wall's Xbox - May 20 2013
The Wall, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
The Wall's Xbox - May 19 2013
The Wall really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 133,707. He rocked out to Minesweeper Flags, Burnoutâ„¢ CRASH!, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
The Wall's Xbox - May 18 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with The Wall. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 133,707. That is a profit of 205 points over last time! He rocked out to HEAVY FIRE winning an amazing 8 achievements, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
The Wall's Xbox - May 17 2013
The Wall is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 133,502. Not too shabby! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME winning 2 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
The Wall's Xbox - May 16 2013
The Wall decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 133,462 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an increase of 60 points over last time! He rallied LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME picking up 5 achievements, and oh... don't tell The Wall this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
The Wall's Xbox - May 15 2013
I heard someone tell The Wall to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 133,402 points. That is a profit of 110 points over last time! He opened up LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW gaining an amazing 9 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
The Wall's Xbox - May 14 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. The Wall needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
The Wall's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to The Wall for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 180 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 2 achievements were worth it I guess!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week The Wall and I only tried one of them: Golden Axe:Beast Rider. Also, I think The Wall's favorite game last week was Golden Axe:Beast Rider. He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
The Wall's Xbox - May 13 2013
If I was The Wall, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
The Wall's Xbox - May 12 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right The Wall? Back me up!
The Wall's Xbox - May 11 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with The Wall yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
The Wall's Xbox - May 10 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when The Wall said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
The Wall's Xbox - May 9 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after The Wall played yesterday with his gamerscore of 133,292 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to Golden Axe:Beast Rider, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
The Wall's Xbox - May 8 2013
The Wall showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 133,292. That is an improvement of 180 points over last time! He made some progress on Golden Axe:Beast Rider winning 2 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
The Wall's Xbox - May 7 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right The Wall? Back me up!
The Wall's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If The Wall plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 220 points so I am happy. Yay for 17 achievements! w00t!
I was feeling a little bored last week and told The Wall to try a new game: Battlefield 3. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, The Wall's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
The Wall's Xbox - May 6 2013
The Wall was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
The Wall's Xbox - May 5 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
The Wall's Xbox - May 4 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
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