TheDapperBandit's Xbox Blog

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Games played: 349

Most played: Forza Motorsport 2

Member since: Jan 28 2008

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TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 24 2013

TheDapperBandit doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 23 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 22 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how TheDapperBandit digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 21 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. TheDapperBandit is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 20 2013

Fear me TheDapperBandit... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...

It is probably better that TheDapperBandit didn't play yesterday... it gives Dudley an opportunity to add to that 36,533 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 19 2013

I waited all day for TheDapperBandit to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 18 2013

Where is TheDapperBandit at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 17 2013

I just do not understand why TheDapperBandit paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but TheDapperBandit not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 16 days!! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 15 2013

TheDapperBandit doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

It is probably better that TheDapperBandit didn't play yesterday... it gives AlanJoans an opportunity to add to that 21,558 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 14 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn TheDapperBandit in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world TheDapperBandit and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 13 2013

If you would have told me that TheDapperBandit would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 12 2013

If I was a dog, TheDapperBandit would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 11 2013

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 10 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with TheDapperBandit, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.

This really sucks because it gives Goddess Jasmine a shot at closing the gap. We are still 84,191 points ahead but that means nothing to me... | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 9 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 8 2013

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 7 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... TheDapperBandit stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 6 2013

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TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 5 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for TheDapperBandit. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.

It is probably better that TheDapperBandit didn't play yesterday... it gives WullieOoster an opportunity to add to that 32,805 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

TheDapperBandit's Xbox - May 4 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me TheDapperBandit, feed me! | permalink | leave comment

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 5,112
Badge Score: 205
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 58 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 19 days
Play percentage: 78.81%
Largest achievement gain: 11/12/2010 (43)
Largest gamerscore gain: 2/11/2008 (820)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 11/15/2010 (88)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 10/11/2010 (1,600)