TheurgicWraith's Xbox - May 21 2013
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Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what TheurgicWraith is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Time sure doesn't fly when TheurgicWraith blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
TheurgicWraith, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
I didn't see TheurgicWraith yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when TheurgicWraith said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I have to say I hate weeks like this... TheurgicWraith played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
TheurgicWraith didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with TheurgicWraith. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 76,763. He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Fear me TheurgicWraith... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
If TheurgicWraith doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I was waiting for TheurgicWraith to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day TheurgicWraith is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for TheurgicWraith. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
I have a feeling TheurgicWraith went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
I heard someone tell TheurgicWraith to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
I was waiting for TheurgicWraith to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day TheurgicWraith is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
Wow... TheurgicWraith must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow TheurgicWraith? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Yesterday, TheurgicWraith decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
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