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ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I heard someone tell ThisHeresDougie to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right ThisHeresDougie? Back me up! | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I told ThisHeresDougie that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, by my expert calculations, ThisHeresDougie's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 3 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Yesterday, ThisHeresDougie decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

ThisHeresDougie must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 36,165 gamerscore. He opened up Battlefield 3, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as ThisHeresDougie decided not to show up. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

ThisHeresDougie needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 36,165. He made some progress on Civilization Revolut'n, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I saw ThisHeresDougie walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 36,165 points and climbing. He opened up Battlefield 3, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that ThisHeresDougie showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 60 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 6 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, I think ThisHeresDougie's favorite game last week was Deadlight. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with ThisHeresDougie, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

ThisHeresDougie, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

ThisHeresDougie was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right ThisHeresDougie? Back me up! | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right ThisHeresDougie? Back me up! | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I heard someone tell ThisHeresDougie to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 36,165 points. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Deadlight adding 2 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

ThisHeresDougie showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 36,145. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to Bejeweled Blitz LIVE, Deadlight winning 4 achievements, and then ThisHeresDougie had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: So yeah... Last week ThisHeresDougie showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 65 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do!

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with ThisHeresDougie yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

ThisHeresDougie was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - May 31 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like ThisHeresDougie to do something like that. | permalink

ThisHeresDougie's Xbox - May 30 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when ThisHeresDougie showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 36,105. He made some progress on Battlefield 3, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

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