ThreeLemons' Xbox 360 can blog

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 23 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. ThreeLemons is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 22 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn ThreeLemons in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 21 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ThreeLemons' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 20 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 19 2013

ThreeLemons doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all ThreeLemons does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 17 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when ThreeLemons leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 16 2013

A little news flash for ThreeLemons: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 15 2013

I just do not understand why ThreeLemons paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 14 2013

ThreeLemons' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 13 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn ThreeLemons in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 12 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 11 2013

If you would have told me that ThreeLemons would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 10 2013

I only have one request... If ThreeLemons isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 9 2013

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ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 8 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet ThreeLemons is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 7 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on ThreeLemons... 8 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

ThreeLemons' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 6 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

ThreeLemons' Xbox - May 5 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. ThreeLemons needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink