ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 21 2013
ToAsTsLaYeR needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 71,063. That is a profit of 60 points over last time! He rallied Metro: Last Light, Motocross Madness picking up 3 achievements, Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that ToAsTsLaYeR showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 545 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 33 achievements were worth it I guess!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 3 of them to be exact! Doritos Crash Course 2, Metro: Last Light, and Motocross Madness. I want more! I want more! Also, I think ToAsTsLaYeR's favorite game last week was Metro: Last Light. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 20 2013
ToAsTsLaYeR was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 71,003 . That is a boost of 300 points over last time! Welcome to 71,000!! He rallied Metro: Last Light acquiring an amazing 8 achievements, Trials Evolution, Doritos Crash Course 2, Motocross Madness finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and then ToAsTsLaYeR had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 19 2013
Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with ToAsTsLaYeR yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 70703 did go up. That means somehow we gained 20 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes...
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 18 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 70,683? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! ToAsTsLaYeR is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an improvement of 185 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2 finishing 4 achievements, Metro: Last Light winning an amazing 11 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 17 2013
ToAsTsLaYeR is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 70,498. Not too shabby! He rallied Metro: Last Light, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 16 2013
When you get right down to it, when ToAsTsLaYeR decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 70,498 and always improving! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He opened up Metro: Last Light winning 4 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 9 2013
I just do not understand why ToAsTsLaYeR paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 8 2013
I just do not understand why ToAsTsLaYeR paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 7 2013
Is this thing on? ToAsTsLaYeR, where the heck are you?
ToAsTsLaYeR's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 6 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 5 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all ToAsTsLaYeR does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 4 2013
A little news flash for ToAsTsLaYeR: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 3 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all ToAsTsLaYeR does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 2 2013
I swear that after 23 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
ToAsTsLaYeR's Xbox - May 1 2013
A little news flash for ToAsTsLaYeR: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
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