Trauma Sender's Xbox 360 can blog

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 21 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Trauma Sender? Do you? | permalink

Trauma Sender's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have Trauma Sender play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 20 2013

Did you see Trauma Sender yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 19 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 18 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Trauma Sender did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 17 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 16 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Trauma Sender? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 15 2013

If Trauma Sender was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 14 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Trauma Sender that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 3,095. He opened up NBA 2K13, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Trauma Sender's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Trauma Sender only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 13 2013

Trauma Sender didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 12 2013

I heard someone tell Trauma Sender to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 3,095 points. He opened up NBA 2K13, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 8 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Trauma Sender isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 7 2013

If you would have told me that Trauma Sender would go 29 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Trauma Sender and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 6 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have now endured 27 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 4 2013

I waited all day for Trauma Sender to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Trauma Sender's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have come to realize that Trauma Sender has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink