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True Evil 77's Xbox - May 22 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... True Evil 77 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 21 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all True Evil 77 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

True Evil 77's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 20 2013

True Evil 77 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 19 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn True Evil 77 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 18 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how True Evil 77 digs on that! | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 17 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 16 2013

Hey True Evil 77, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 15 2013

If you would have told me that True Evil 77 would go 22 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 14 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

True Evil 77's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 13 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when True Evil 77 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 12 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that True Evil 77 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 11 2013

Where is True Evil 77 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 10 2013

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 9 2013

Come back to me True Evil 77... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 8 2013

If you would have told me that True Evil 77 would go 15 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 7 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

True Evil 77's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought True Evil 77 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 6 2013

If you would have told me that True Evil 77 would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 5 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 4 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

True Evil 77's Xbox - May 3 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 10 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

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