Truncated Ging's Xbox - May 18 2013
Fear me Truncated Ging... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Fear me Truncated Ging... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 10 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Truncated Ging is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Truncated Ging, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Truncated Ging. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Truncated Ging, feed me!
I have a feeling Truncated Ging went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Truncated Ging yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Truncated Ging was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week Truncated Ging showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore jumped 210 points which was nice. Getting 8 achievements has that effect. Also, by my expert calculations, Truncated Ging's favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 3 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Truncated Ging picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 139,945 points. He rocked out to Assassin's Creed® III, and after we were done, Truncated Ging hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Truncated Ging really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 139,945. He rallied Assassin's Creed® III, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Truncated Ging did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Truncated Ging was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Good thing I have access to Truncated Ging's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Truncated Ging decided not to show up.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Truncated Ging's gaming on! Gamer score is 139,945. That is an improvement of 210 points over last time! He played Assassin's Creed® III finishing an amazing 8 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Truncated Ging showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 90 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 5 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, according to the records, Truncated Ging's favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I prefer to play games... but if Truncated Ging needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
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