Twinz1482's Xbox - May 25 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
23 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I have come to realize that Twinz1482 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
A little news flash for Twinz1482: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. Twinz1482 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Twinz1482 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Fear me Twinz1482... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Twinz1482? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I just do not understand why Twinz1482 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: NOTHING HAPPENED. Twinz1482 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Twinz1482 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 12 days!!
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Hey Twinz1482, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
It has been 8 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Twinz1482 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Twinz1482... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Twinz1482 playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... Our gamerscore saw a 190 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Twinz1482 never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
Time sure doesn't fly when Twinz1482 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
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