TwistableApina's Xbox 360 can blog

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 23 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all TwistableApina does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 22 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 21 2013

If I was a dog, TwistableApina would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

TwistableApina's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought TwistableApina might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 20 2013

I waited all day for TwistableApina to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 19 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn TwistableApina in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 18 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that TwistableApina isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 17 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox TwistableApina? Do you? | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 16 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 15 2013

Did you see TwistableApina yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 14 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

TwistableApina's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 13 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 12 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with TwistableApina, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 11 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 10 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 9 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since TwistableApina did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right TwistableApina? Back me up! | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right TwistableApina? Back me up! | permalink

TwistableApina's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: TwistableApina only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore saw a 60 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 3 achievements can do!

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

TwistableApina's Xbox - May 6 2013

TwistableApina is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 69,785. Not too shabby! That is an increase of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on LEGO® Indiana Jones™ 2 picking up 2 achievements, Rocksmith finishing 1 achievement, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

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