U TALKING T0 ME's Xbox - May 19 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on U TALKING T0 ME... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on U TALKING T0 ME... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with U TALKING T0 ME, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I have to say I hate weeks like this... U TALKING T0 ME played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore jumped 40 points which was nice. Getting 4 achievements has that effect.
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Doritos Crash Course 2. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
U TALKING T0 ME had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
U TALKING T0 ME didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
U TALKING T0 ME must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 63,344 gamerscore. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2 adding 4 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but U TALKING T0 ME not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 13 days!!
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... U TALKING T0 ME stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Did you see U TALKING T0 ME yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey U TALKING T0 ME, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me U TALKING T0 ME, feed me!
It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see U TALKING T0 ME out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I have to say I hate weeks like this... U TALKING T0 ME played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
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