Unagi BE's Xbox 360 can blog

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 19 2013

I only have one request... If Unagi BE isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 18 2013

Where is Unagi BE at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 17 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Unagi BE isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 16 2013

I waited all day for Unagi BE to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 15 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Unagi BE digs on that! | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 14 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Unagi BE's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Unagi BE and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 13 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 12 2013

Hey Unagi BE, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 11 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Unagi BE? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 10 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Unagi BE is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 9 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Unagi BE does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 7 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Unagi BE's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 6 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 5 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Unagi BE has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 4 2013

Unagi BE doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 3 2013

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 2 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Unagi BE not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 12 days!! | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - May 1 2013

If I was a dog, Unagi BE would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Unagi BE's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Unagi BE would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Unagi BE's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink