Valvash's Xbox - May 17 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 155,640? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Valvash is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a profit of 165 points over last time! He played Metro: Last Light winning an amazing 15 achievements, and after that, called it a day. Also of note, Valvash and I have now played 10 days in a row! Are we rock stars or what? No one feels more loved than me right now... no one! If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge...
Valvash's Xbox - May 16 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 155,475? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Valvash is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Terraria, Metro: Last Light finishing 2 achievements, and Valvash won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Valvash's Xbox - May 15 2013
When Valvash was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 155,455. He rocked out to Terraria, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Valvash's Xbox - May 14 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Valvash. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 155,455. That is an improvement of 25 points over last time! He rocked out to Terraria finishing 2 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Valvash!
Valvash's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Valvash showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 285 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 18 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Terraria. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Oh, and from what I remember, Valvash's favorite game last week was Terraria. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Valvash's Xbox - May 13 2013
Valvash decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 155,430 is what it is! That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He opened up Terraria winning 2 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Valvash's Xbox - May 12 2013
When you get right down to it, when Valvash decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 155,400 and always improving! That is a gain of 35 points over last time! He opened up Terraria picking up 2 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Valvash's Xbox - May 11 2013
Valvash is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 155,365. Not too shabby! That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He played Terraria gaining 4 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Valvash's Xbox - May 10 2013
Valvash had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 155,320 points. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to Terraria acquiring 4 achievements, and Valvash won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Valvash's Xbox - May 9 2013
When Valvash was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 155,280. That is a boost of 135 points over last time! He made some progress on MLB 2K12 acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, Skyrim, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Valvash's Xbox - May 8 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Valvash turned me on yesterday. 155,145 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He made some progress on Skyrim, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Valvash's Xbox - May 7 2013
Valvash had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Valvash's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Valvash for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 550 points so I am happy. Yay for 19 achievements! w00t! Also, I think Valvash's favorite game last week was Dead Island Riptide. He played it on 6 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Valvash's Xbox - May 6 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Valvash? Back me up!
Valvash's Xbox - May 5 2013
Valvash hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 155,145.That is an increase of 190 points over last time! That puts us above 155,000 points! He made some progress on Dead Island Riptide gaining an amazing 6 achievements, Battlefield 3, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Valvash's Xbox - May 4 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Valvash that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 154,955. He played Dead Island Riptide, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Valvash's Xbox - May 3 2013
Like I always tell Valvash, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 154,955 points and on the rise. That is a gain of 255 points over last time! He rocked out to Dead Island Riptide gaining 3 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Valvash's Xbox - May 2 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Valvash was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 154,700 points. He rallied Dead Island Riptide winning 5 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Valvash's Xbox - May 1 2013
Valvash had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 154,700 points. That is an increase of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on Dead Island Riptide adding 3 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Valvash's Xbox - Apr 30 2013
Valvash seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 154,640 . That is an improvement of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to Dead Island Riptide acquiring 2 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Valvash's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Valvash played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 300 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 13 achievements were worth it I guess!
For the record, we played 2 new games over the last week. They were Dead Island Riptide, and Worms 2: Armageddon. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Also, by my expert calculations, Valvash's favorite game last week was Dead Island Riptide. He played it on 4 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Valvash's Xbox - Apr 29 2013
Valvash decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 154,595 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an increase of 120 points over last time! He played Worms 2: Armageddon acquiring 3 achievements, Dead Island Riptide winning 3 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Valvash's Xbox - Apr 28 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Valvash said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
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