VibrioGator's Xbox - May 20 2013
I waited all day for VibrioGator to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I waited all day for VibrioGator to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... VibrioGator never showed up to game. That makes 10 days!
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for VibrioGator. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... VibrioGator stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey VibrioGator, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox VibrioGator? Do you?
VibrioGator would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
VibrioGator had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Yesterday, VibrioGator decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
VibrioGator was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
VibrioGator, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: VibrioGator played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 55 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 3 achievements can do! Also, I think VibrioGator's favorite game last week was Skylanders Giants. He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until VibrioGator showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 41,560 and counting! That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to LEGO® Batman™ 2 finishing 2 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
My power supply almost exploded! VibrioGator turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 41,515 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Skylanders Giants acquiring 1 achievement, LEGO® Batman™ 2, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
VibrioGator seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 41,505 . He opened up Skylanders Giants, and that was that.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey VibrioGator, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
Yesterday was one of those times VibrioGator mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
I prefer to play games... but if VibrioGator needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
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