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W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

W0lf man 76's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world W0lf man 76 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

A little news flash for W0lf man 76: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Fear me W0lf man 76... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox W0lf man 76? Do you? | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

I was waiting for W0lf man 76 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day W0lf man 76 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. W0lf man 76 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

W0lf man 76's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: For the record, it is better to have W0lf man 76 play one day than to have never played last week at all. We added 15 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week W0lf man 76 and I only tried one of them: Dishonored.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I heard someone tell W0lf man 76 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with W0lf man 76, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

W0lf man 76 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Wow... W0lf man 76 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

W0lf man 76 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 90,010. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! Another day, another barrier shattered. The 90,000 mark has been crossed! He opened up Dishonored, Far Cry® 3 picking up 1 achievement, and then W0lf man 76 had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I just do not understand why W0lf man 76 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

W0lf man 76's Xbox - May 31 2013

A little news flash for W0lf man 76: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

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