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WarGimp's Xbox - May 21 2013

If I was a dog, WarGimp would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

WarGimp's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... WarGimp stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 20 2013

If I was a dog, WarGimp would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 19 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 18 2013

18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 17 2013

I swear that after 17 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 16 2013

I only have one request... If WarGimp isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 15 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 14 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. WarGimp is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

WarGimp's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 13 2013

I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 12 2013

I waited all day for WarGimp to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 11 2013

A little news flash for WarGimp: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 10 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about WarGimp in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 9 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 8 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet WarGimp is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 7 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

WarGimp's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 6 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what WarGimp is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 5 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me WarGimp, feed me! | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 4 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 3 2013

WarGimp was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

WarGimp's Xbox - May 2 2013

Yesterday was one of those times WarGimp mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

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