WarboyX's Xbox - May 25 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since WarboyX never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since WarboyX never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow WarboyX? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as WarboyX decided not to show up.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to WarboyX for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 20 points so I am happy. Oh, and WarboyX seems obsessed with racing games lately... You can tell because Hydro Thunder was the favorite last week. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
WarboyX showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 23,600. He rocked out to Geometry Wars Evolved², and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since WarboyX never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
WarboyX was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
If I was WarboyX, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
I tried to send WarboyX an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
WarboyX needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 23,600. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He played Hydro Thunder, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: WarboyX played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 90 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!
I told WarboyX to try a new game: Happy Wars. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, WarboyX's favorite game last week was Happy Wars. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
WarboyX decided to play yesterday. Check out the 23,580 gamer score! That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rallied Happy Wars, and then WarboyX went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Like I always tell WarboyX, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 23,570 points and on the rise. He played Happy Wars adding 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when WarboyX came to play. Gamer score stands at 23,570. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Marble Blast Ultra, Happy Wars, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when WarboyX decided to game. Our score is 23,560 and always improving! That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He played Happy Wars gaining 5 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
My brain is hurting... I don't remember playing any games with WarboyX but there is hard proof! Remember that thing called gamerscore? It was 23490 but now it is 23540 which means that somehow 50 points were added without me knowing! that is freaky... just plain freaky.
WarboyX came to represent the gaming world. 23,490 points and counting! He rocked out to Halo 4, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If WarboyX plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
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