It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that WheeledSaturn isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
WheeledSaturn... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. WheeledSaturn and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. WheeledSaturn is the only one that can give me what I need!
I swear that after 11 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
Did you see WheeledSaturn yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
WheeledSaturn would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for WheeledSaturn. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: WheeledSaturn only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
I was lucky enough to sample 5 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are Boom Boom Rocket, Family Game Night, Feeding Frenzy, Luxor 2, and Pac-Man C.E.. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe...
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... WheeledSaturn never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with WheeledSaturn yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
If WheeledSaturn was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Yesterday, WheeledSaturn decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right WheeledSaturn? Back me up!
WheeledSaturn brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 7,010 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He opened up Boom Boom Rocket finishing 2 achievements, Pac-Man C.E. acquiring 1 achievement, Luxor 2 adding 1 achievement, Family Game Night acquiring an amazing 15 achievements, Feeding Frenzy, Mass Effect 2 gaining an amazing 42 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Other weeks I might complain, but having WheeledSaturn only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We really made it happen on the gamerscore front. An increase of 1120 points makes for a nice bounty.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Ok check this out... WheeledSaturn says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 7010 which is a gain of 1120 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong!
WheeledSaturn... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
I have come to realize that WheeledSaturn has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
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