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WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 25 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since WhiteRhino59 did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 24 2013

I tried to send WhiteRhino59 an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 23 2013

WhiteRhino59 is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 17,275 gamer score! He rocked out to FIFA 13, Modern Warfare® 3, and I thought WhiteRhino59 injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 22 2013

Yesterday, WhiteRhino59 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 21 2013

If WhiteRhino59 was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: WhiteRhino59 played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 20 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as WhiteRhino59 decided not to show up. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 19 2013

WhiteRhino59 is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 17,275? He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 18 2013

WhiteRhino59 had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 17,275 points. He opened up Red Dead Redemption, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 17 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox WhiteRhino59? Do you? | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 16 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on WhiteRhino59... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 15 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 14 2013

WhiteRhino59 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: WhiteRhino59 played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, I think WhiteRhino59's favorite game last week was Modern Warfare® 3. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 13 2013

WhiteRhino59 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 12 2013

If WhiteRhino59 was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 11 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as WhiteRhino59 decided not to show up. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 10 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! WhiteRhino59 might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 17,275 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 3, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 9 2013

WhiteRhino59 is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 17,275 gamer score! He opened up Modern Warfare® 3, FIFA 13, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 8 2013

WhiteRhino59 must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 17,275 gamerscore. He made some progress on Modern Warfare® 3, and then WhiteRhino59 went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 7 2013

WhiteRhino59 showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 17,275. Up up and away right? He opened up Modern Warfare® 3, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to WhiteRhino59 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, by my expert calculations, WhiteRhino59's favorite game last week was Modern Warfare® 3. He played it on 3 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 6 2013

WhiteRhino59 really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 17,275. He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 3, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

WhiteRhino59's Xbox - May 5 2013

WhiteRhino59 is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 17,275. Not too shabby! He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 3, FIFA 13, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

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