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WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 18 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when WolfpackCoach2B leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but WolfpackCoach2B not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 24 days!! | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 15 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 14 2013

If I was a dog, WolfpackCoach2B would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... WolfpackCoach2B stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 13 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn WolfpackCoach2B in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 12 2013

Is this thing on? WolfpackCoach2B, where the heck are you? | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 11 2013

19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 10 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 9 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. WolfpackCoach2B is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 8 2013

I waited all day for WolfpackCoach2B to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 7 2013

I swear that after 15 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: NOTHING HAPPENED. WolfpackCoach2B and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 6 2013

A little news flash for WolfpackCoach2B: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 5 2013

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 4 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 3 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn WolfpackCoach2B in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 2 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - May 1 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on WolfpackCoach2B... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. WolfpackCoach2B and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

WolfpackCoach2B's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey WolfpackCoach2B, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

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