Wolverinefactor's xbox has been ignored for 42 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
If I was a dog, Wolverinefactor would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Wolverinefactor? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to FlamedLiquid and that 309,968 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Wolverinefactor's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Wolverinefactor stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Wolverinefactor does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Wolverinefactor leaves me cold... and alone...
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
A little news flash for Wolverinefactor: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - May 31 2013
I waited all day for Wolverinefactor to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - May 30 2013
Is this thing on? Wolverinefactor, where the heck are you?
It is probably better that Wolverinefactor didn't play yesterday... it gives JJ the Kul an opportunity to add to that 22,825 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Wolverinefactor's Xbox - May 29 2013
21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
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