WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 23 2013
WoodsMonk held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 95,922 is lighting the way. He opened up FIFA 13, Call of Duty ELITE, COD: Black Ops II, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 22 2013
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until WoodsMonk showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 95,922 and counting! He opened up Call of Duty ELITE, COD: Black Ops II, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 21 2013
I told WoodsMonk 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 95,922. He played COD: Black Ops II, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
WoodsMonk's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to WoodsMonk for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, according to the records, WoodsMonk's favorite game last week was Call of Duty ELITE. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 20 2013
A good gamerpic is like art... everyone has a different opinion about what is good. Too bad I am right and the rest of you are all tasteless suckers... this is the best pic ever. Admit it! In gaming related news... Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get WoodsMonk's gaming on! Gamer score is 95,922. He opened up Zuma, FIFA 13, Call of Duty ELITE, COD: Black Ops II, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from JediScho and that 16,836 score... Make it happen WoodsMonk!!
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 19 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow WoodsMonk? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 18 2013
Yesterday, WoodsMonk decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 17 2013
Good thing I have access to WoodsMonk's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 16 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but WoodsMonk was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 95,922 points. He rallied Call of Duty ELITE, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 15 2013
WoodsMonk had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from JediScho and that 16,796 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 14 2013
I told WoodsMonk 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 95,922. He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
WoodsMonk's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I told WoodsMonk that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 95 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 8 achievements were worth it I guess!
I was feeling bored last week and told WoodsMonk to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that WoodsMonk was a puzzle gaming junkie last week playing a ton of Zuma. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 13 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after WoodsMonk played yesterday with his gamerscore of 95,922 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to FIFA 13, Doritos Crash Course 2, COD: Black Ops II, and after that, called it a day.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 12 2013
WoodsMonk is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 95,922? He rallied Zuma, COD: Black Ops II, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 11 2013
I prefer to play games... but if WoodsMonk needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 10 2013
WoodsMonk showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 95,922. Up up and away right? That is an increase of 95 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2 adding an amazing 7 achievements, Happy Wars, Call of Duty ELITE, COD: Black Ops II finishing 1 achievement, Zuma, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Good thing WoodsMonk and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to pull away from JealousMonster and that 10,214 gamerscore!
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 9 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since WoodsMonk did not do their part today and play a game or two.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 8 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 7 2013
My power supply almost exploded! WoodsMonk turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 95,827 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He rallied Zuma, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
WoodsMonk's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 6 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 5 2013
26 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
It is probably better that WoodsMonk didn't play yesterday... it gives VladimirK an opportunity to add to that 182,314 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
WoodsMonk's Xbox - May 4 2013
I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
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