XapHoraX's Xbox 360 can blog

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

If I was a dog, XapHoraX would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn XapHoraX in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

XapHoraX's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. XapHoraX and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that XapHoraX isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I swear that after 17 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. XapHoraX is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... XapHoraX has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but XapHoraX not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 13 days!! | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

XapHoraX's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Fear me XapHoraX... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

If XapHoraX doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for XapHoraX. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me XapHoraX, feed me! | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see XapHoraX out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on XapHoraX... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

XapHoraX's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: XapHoraX playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We added 85 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 8 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope XapHoraX doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow XapHoraX? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as XapHoraX decided not to show up. | permalink

XapHoraX's Xbox - May 31 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like XapHoraX to do something like that. | permalink