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Xarenival's Xbox - May 22 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Xarenival mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 21 2013

Xarenival brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 4,445 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a profit of 5 points over last time! She made some progress on Guitar Hero World Tour finishing 1 achievement, and after we were done, Xarenival hugged me with her eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Xarenival's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If Xarenival plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 155 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 16 achievements were worth it I guess!

I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like Guitar Hero II, and Guitar Hero World Tour, who can go wrong with that right? Oh, and from what I remember, Xarenival's favorite game last week was Guitar Hero World Tour. She played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 20 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Xarenival played yesterday with her gamerscore of 4,440 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. She played Guitar Hero World Tour, and then she tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have her, no one can. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 19 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 4,440? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Xarenival is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a gain of 65 points over last time! She rocked out to Guitar Hero II, Guitar Hero World Tour adding an amazing 7 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 18 2013

I told Xarenival 'Hey girl, it is time to play games' and YAY! she listened! Gamer score is 4,375. That is a boost of 90 points over last time! She rocked out to Guitar Hero II winning an amazing 9 achievements, and then she started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 17 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Xarenival digs on that! | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 16 2013

Xarenival doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 15 2013

I waited all day for Xarenival to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 14 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Xarenival in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Xarenival's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 13 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Xarenival? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 12 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Xarenival in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 10 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 9 2013

Where is Xarenival at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 8 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Xarenival? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 7 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Xarenival's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. Xarenival and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 6 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 5 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Xarenival, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 4 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Xarenival. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 3 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Xarenival never showed up to game. That makes 7 days! | permalink

Xarenival's Xbox - May 2 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Xarenival is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

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