XasharK's Xbox 360 can blog

XasharK's Xbox - May 23 2013

I only have one request... If XasharK isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 22 2013

I have come to realize that XasharK has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 21 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

XasharK's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought XasharK might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 20 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that XasharK isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 19 2013

XasharK... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 18 2013

24 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 17 2013

I have now endured 23 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was a dog, XasharK would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 15 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 14 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how XasharK digs on that! | permalink

XasharK's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 13 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 12 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn XasharK in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but XasharK not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 17 days!! | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 10 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when XasharK leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If XasharK isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 8 2013

I only have one request... If XasharK isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 7 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

XasharK's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world XasharK and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 6 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 5 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

XasharK's Xbox - May 4 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet XasharK is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink