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Xuteki's Xbox - May 21 2013

If I was Xuteki, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Xuteki's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If Xuteki plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 135 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 7 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, by my expert calculations, Xuteki's favorite game last week was Resident Evil: ORC. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 20 2013

Xuteki was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 19 2013

Xuteki must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 18 2013

Xuteki is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 37,700? He rallied Resident Evil: ORC, and then Xuteki developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 17 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 37,700? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Xuteki is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 135 points over last time! He played Resident Evil: ORC winning an amazing 7 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 16 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 15 2013

Xuteki was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 14 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Xuteki's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It is a good one! Xuteki had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We added 570 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 29 achievements were worth it I guess!

I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like RESIDENT EVIL 6, and Resident Evil: ORC, who can go wrong with that right? Also, by my expert calculations, Xuteki's favorite game last week was Resident Evil: ORC. He played it on 7 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 13 2013

When you get right down to it, when Xuteki decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 37,565 and always improving! That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! He opened up Resident Evil: ORC winning 2 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 12 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Xuteki might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 37,515 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an increase of 210 points over last time! He opened up RESIDENT EVIL 6, Resident Evil: ORC adding an amazing 12 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 11 2013

Ok check this out... Xuteki says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 37305 which is a gain of 20 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong! | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 10 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Xuteki showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 37,285. That is a gain of 110 points over last time! He opened up Resident Evil: ORC acquiring an amazing 7 achievements, and then Xuteki developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 9 2013

Sure, Xuteki and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 37175 which is a gain of 50 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 8 2013

Xuteki hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 37,125.That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He made some progress on Portal 2 finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 7 2013

Xuteki decided to play yesterday. Check out the 37,025 gamer score! That is a profit of 30 points over last time! Welcome to 37,000!! He rocked out to Portal 2 acquiring 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

Xuteki's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Xuteki played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 75 points so I am happy. Yay for 7 achievements! w00t!

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Portal 2. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Xuteki's Xbox - May 6 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Xuteki played yesterday with his gamerscore of 36,995 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an increase of 75 points over last time! He rocked out to Portal 2 finishing an amazing 7 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

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