YOU S4W NOTHING's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey YOU S4W NOTHING, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey YOU S4W NOTHING, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what YOU S4W NOTHING is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: For the record, it is better to have YOU S4W NOTHING play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
While YOU S4W NOTHING was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as YOU S4W NOTHING decided not to show up.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
If YOU S4W NOTHING was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when YOU S4W NOTHING came to play. Gamer score stands at 71,260. He opened up GTA IV PC, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what YOU S4W NOTHING is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox YOU S4W NOTHING? Do you?
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Other weeks I might complain, but having YOU S4W NOTHING only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Good thing I have access to YOU S4W NOTHING's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Yesterday was one of those times YOU S4W NOTHING mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Wow... YOU S4W NOTHING must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but YOU S4W NOTHING was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 71,260 points. He made some progress on GTA IV PC, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
If I was a dog, YOU S4W NOTHING would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. YOU S4W NOTHING and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I swear that after 11 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey YOU S4W NOTHING, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about YOU S4W NOTHING in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me YOU S4W NOTHING, feed me!
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