Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 25 2013
I saw Yofune Nushi walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 219,350 points and climbing. That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He rocked out to Doritos Crash Course 2 winning 2 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 24 2013
Wow... Yofune Nushi must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 23 2013
Oh man, Yofune Nushi was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 219,315 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to Doritos Crash Course 2 acquiring 3 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 22 2013
Uhhh... I have a question for Yofune Nushi. Our gamerscore was 219210 but somehow it is now 219275 which means that 65 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 21 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 219,210? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Yofune Nushi is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an improvement of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Doritos Crash Course 2 adding 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Yofune Nushi's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week Yofune Nushi showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We really made it happen on the gamerscore front. An increase of 1075 points makes for a nice bounty. Those 55 achievements were worth it I guess!
I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like Doritos Crash Course 2, and Toy Story Mania!, who can go wrong with that right? Also, according to the records, Yofune Nushi's favorite game last week was Toy Story Mania!. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 20 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Yofune Nushi decided to game. Our score is 219,195 and always improving! That is an improvement of 440 points over last time! Welcome to 219,000!! He rocked out to NBA 2K13, Toy Story Mania! adding an amazing 21 achievements to master the game, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 19 2013
Yofune Nushi had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 18 2013
My power supply almost exploded! Yofune Nushi turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 218,755 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is an improvement of 80 points over last time! He opened up Toy Story Mania! finishing 4 achievements, and that was that.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 17 2013
Yofune Nushi was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 16 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Yofune Nushi yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 15 2013
I heard someone tell Yofune Nushi to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 218,675 points. That is a gain of 555 points over last time! He made some progress on Doritos Crash Course 2 winning an amazing 6 achievements, Toy Story Mania! adding an amazing 24 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 14 2013
Did you see Yofune Nushi yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Yofune Nushi's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Yofune Nushi only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 13 2013
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Yofune Nushi in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 12 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 11 2013
Yofune Nushi must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 10 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Yofune Nushi decided not to show up.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 9 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Yofune Nushi? Back me up!
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 8 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Yofune Nushi. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 218,120. He rocked out to Joy Ride Turbo, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 7 2013
I heard someone tell Yofune Nushi to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Yofune Nushi's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Yofune Nushi stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 6 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Yofune Nushi. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Yofune Nushi's Xbox - May 5 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Yofune Nushi? Do you?
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