Z Dredd's Xbox 360 can blog

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Z Dredd leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Z Dredd's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Z Dredd stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Come back to me Z Dredd... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Z Dredd? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Come back to me Z Dredd... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Z Dredd. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Z Dredd in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Z Dredd never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Z Dredd's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Z Dredd might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Z Dredd would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Z Dredd, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Z Dredd doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Z Dredd... 4 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

If Z Dredd was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Z Dredd didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Z Dredd's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If Z Dredd plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 5 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 1 achievement could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

I prodded Z Dredd to try a new game: Gears of War: Judgment. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Z Dredd hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 16,732.He rocked out to Microsoft Solitaire, and oh... don't tell Z Dredd this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Z Dredd mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - May 31 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Z Dredd? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - May 30 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Z Dredd's Xbox - May 29 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Z Dredd mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

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