Zanzibar UK's Xbox 360 can blog

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 19 2013

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Zanzibar UK not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 19 days!! | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 17 2013

I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 16 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Zanzibar UK is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 15 2013

Zanzibar UK... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 14 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Zanzibar UK isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 13 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Zanzibar UK? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 12 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Zanzibar UK? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 11 2013

Zanzibar UK... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 9 2013

Zanzibar UK didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 8 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Zanzibar UK... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 7 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 6 2013

Zanzibar UK didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Zanzibar UK's Xbox - May 5 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Zanzibar UK, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink