ZenPSY's Xbox 360 can blog

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If ZenPSY isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all ZenPSY does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 7 2013

Fear me ZenPSY... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

ZenPSY's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 6 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. ZenPSY is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 5 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that ZenPSY isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 4 2013

If you would have told me that ZenPSY would go 25 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 3 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 2 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - May 1 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

ZenPSY doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

ZenPSY's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world ZenPSY and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

20 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

ZenPSY's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink