ZeroLymitz's Xbox 360 can blog

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 25 2013

I waited all day for ZeroLymitz to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 24 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 23 2013

I just do not understand why ZeroLymitz paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 22 2013

I have now endured 22 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 21 2013

Where is ZeroLymitz at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. ZeroLymitz and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 20 2013

Hey ZeroLymitz, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 19 2013

Where is ZeroLymitz at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all ZeroLymitz does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 17 2013

I only have one request... If ZeroLymitz isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 16 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 15 2013

I only have one request... If ZeroLymitz isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 14 2013

If I was a dog, ZeroLymitz would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world ZeroLymitz and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 13 2013

Fear me ZeroLymitz... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 12 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 11 2013

I just do not understand why ZeroLymitz paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 10 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... ZeroLymitz never showed up to game. That makes 10 days! | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 8 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when ZeroLymitz blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 7 2013

ZeroLymitz would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought ZeroLymitz might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

ZeroLymitz's Xbox - May 6 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about ZeroLymitz in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink