A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
aap T bully doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
If you would have told me that aap T bully would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all aap T bully does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world aap T bully and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
I have come to realize that aap T bully has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how aap T bully digs on that!
Fear me aap T bully... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but aap T bully not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 18 days!!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that aap T bully isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn aap T bully in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all aap T bully does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with aap T bully, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what aap T bully is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. aap T bully and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with aap T bully, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
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