afterdeath rise's Xbox - May 24 2013
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with afterdeath rise, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
afterdeath rise would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. afterdeath rise and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since afterdeath rise never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
If afterdeath rise doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about afterdeath rise in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
If afterdeath rise was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Other weeks I might complain, but having afterdeath rise only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
afterdeath rise was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
afterdeath rise was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when afterdeath rise decided to game. Our score is 40,107 and always improving! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and then nothing... nothing at all...
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
If you would have told me that afterdeath rise would go 27 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I have come to realize that afterdeath rise has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world afterdeath rise and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Is this thing on? afterdeath rise, where the heck are you?
Where is afterdeath rise at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I have now endured 23 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
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