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alan steel's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but alan steel not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 28 days!! | permalink

alan steel's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought alan steel might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 20 2013

I have come to realize that alan steel has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 19 2013

I only have one request... If alan steel isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 18 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when alan steel leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 17 2013

Come back to me alan steel... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 16 2013

Fear me alan steel... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 15 2013

I waited all day for alan steel to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 14 2013

Come back to me alan steel... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

alan steel's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world alan steel and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have come to realize that alan steel has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 11 2013

I waited all day for alan steel to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 10 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 9 2013

I waited all day for alan steel to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all alan steel does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but alan steel not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink

alan steel's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. alan steel and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 6 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 4 2013

Come back to me alan steel... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 3 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey alan steel, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 2 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet alan steel is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 1 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. alan steel needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

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