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alan steel's Xbox - May 20 2013

I have come to realize that alan steel has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 19 2013

I only have one request... If alan steel isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 18 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when alan steel leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 17 2013

Come back to me alan steel... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 16 2013

Fear me alan steel... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 15 2013

I waited all day for alan steel to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 14 2013

Come back to me alan steel... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

alan steel's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world alan steel and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have come to realize that alan steel has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 11 2013

I waited all day for alan steel to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 10 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 9 2013

I waited all day for alan steel to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all alan steel does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but alan steel not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink

alan steel's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. alan steel and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 6 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 4 2013

Come back to me alan steel... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 3 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey alan steel, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 2 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet alan steel is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - May 1 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. alan steel needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

alan steel's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I was waiting for alan steel to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day alan steel is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

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